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Instead of calling it Lake Powell, they should start calling it Lake Puddle:

https://www.12news.com/article/news/regional/scorched-earth/arizona-water-crisis-cutoff-drinking-water-supply-lake-powell-page/75-c2f25f52-bbdc-4adb-a427-3412ab90d84f

I'm sure someone I went to high school with thought of this joke first, but it just now occurred to me...

While I was looking for a battery pack for our weed eater that I have somehow misplaced--also missing is our handheld steamcleaner--I found a m-audio midisport 2x4.  Weird! I found it at the bottom of the closet with cables in a plastic grocery bag from a store in town that closed around the time of the Great Recession. It was buried underneath mementoes from elementary school. Why? How?

It has to have been there 20 years --around 9/11--given that it uses an OS 9 driver. The problem with that? I started…

I'm writing a romantic comedy, so I get to do online "research."

Enjoy this one. It's awesome!  :)

I can't believe that Shut Up and Dance with Me is a wedding song! Yikes!

I used to be up on my climate change infomercials, but it's been a few years, so I thought I'd catch up by watching an Al Gore video this afternoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeok_5j2So

Turns out, I had missed a lot in my absence! Right now, there are people--if I understood correctly--wanting to cool coat the planet like you would a house.

Using chalk.

Al did not sound like his usual hipster self when he poo-pooed this idea. Well, you can just call me Betty!  (with apologies to Paul Simon)

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